Got mugged today. Invited them out for drinks after. Nice folks. Also I met a dragonborn today. Ilko something. Nice guy. I have a good feeling about him and his friends, so I figured I should chronicle this in case I get famous.
Fuck that mayor guy. Gonna blow up his house later
House is gone.
Friends are wading through a crowd of tieflings. Some racial discrimination or some shit. I'm guarding the cart though. I have a bad feeling about this.
oh god there's fucking zombies everywhere
fuck it's night time at 2:30 in the afternoon
Skin monsters attacked camp. Thoroughly spooked
Been a while. Good things today. Saved two ogres' lives, got lots of good booze, and Kraven decapitated a giant fucking ant with a single cleave.
fuck this booze is good
Met a weird person in town today. Mulberry or something. Still a little drunk. He wants us to do things for him.
Got drunk, gambled with Mulberry. I won. He gave me a shiny coin.
fuck this coin is weird
Kraven has a bounty on his head. He's starting to piss us all off.
Woah boy. Things with Kraven came to a tipping point. We fought him. He almost killed me, but after I filled every container on him with food and water, we quickly overpowered him. Turning in his head for gold. Keeping half, donating half to charity. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.